Why everything for sale on this site is non-refundable, non-returnable, and non-exchangeable…

As a one-woman cottage operation, it’s not logistically viable to cater to the dysfunction that fast-fashion has created. My pieces need to grab your heart, like an alleyway kitten > not something you grab on whim, and return when you realize it’s not to your liking. That’s the facts, Jack. 

Speaking of fluffs, by the time your payment goes through, best believe it’s being spent on cat fud, feeding a teenage boy, and other necessities. What’s left over goes straight to more materials for crafting my next drop. By no means should you confuse FunkPulp with a professional operation, run by an organized individual. I’m just a passionate crafter, taking shit as it comes, and making the best of it. 

If you have questions about an item, please ask them before a drop. Items for upcoming drops will appear in my newsletter, and my social media.